The HISTORY behind The ROAR
Chilled, as usual. |
Insane, as usual. |
Soon after, Comrade Salman invited an old friend of his, former Sensei Generalissimo Ikmal Salim, one-time Head of the little known and never publicised Department of Covert Ninja Operations for the Malaysian Special Forces (--now a homeless man who, with his laptop, leeches free internet off Starbucks--), to join him on his crusade to spread the messages about Manchester United across the entire interwebz.
Thus, The Powerpu—Stretford Roar was born!
(Note: You can totally tell this was written by Ikmal, 'cause he has a longer title.)
If you wanna contact us! Don't. We're obviously highly dangerous.
But feel free to leave comments on any of the articles we post (seriously, 'cause we read those. And probably feel very proud), or on the handy comment box on the homepage! We all read those!
Don't forget about Facebook! You guys never post on our wall. We'd love it if you did!
EDIT
I ended up making an e-mail address.
Mail your spam to: thestretfordroar@hotmail.com!