I don't f***ing believe it.

This season's proving to be interesting for the statisticians, but irritating for United fans.

Arsenal smash the 4-0 winners last weekend against Wigan, Blackpool, 6-0. And the hapless Wigan?

Matched Blackpool's result (YEAH!) ... or not. Thumped 6-0 by Chelsea. Chelsea. CHELSEA? God dammit, man.

Drogba didn't score any. But Kalou scored 2. Great for my fantasy team!

Looks like this season will be tricky. Or, y'know, we wait for Chelsea to play good teams and see how they go. West Brom and Wigan aren't exactly clubs of the highest calibre, no disrespect—God damn Chelski (Chelsotti?) have scored 12 goals in the first 2 games of the season—twelve goals to nil, NIL—and 29 goals in the last 5 league fixtures; including that ridiculous 8-0 trampling of Wigan at the end of last season.