Rival Watch: Chelsea, Arsenal

An incredible night for Manchester United in terms of other results around the league. I couldn't have even planned it better. Ok, well that's a lie. The ideal night would've involved many long-term injuries to key players like Drogba, Gerrard, and Fabregas... but I digress.

Anywho, I never enjoy it when Liverpool are winning, but I'm gonna have to make an exception for that today. Fernando Torres scored twice last night to sink Chelsea and put us within two points of Drogba and the fucking disgraces. Speaking of that video, I find it enjoyable listening to it a few times after every Chelsea loss. It puts me in a good mood for some reason. 

In related, and pretty frigging awesome news, Arsenal have lost to Newcastle by a single Andy Carroll goal. The man who lives with Kevin Nolan because of a court order scored the only goal and put Arsenal behind us by three points and level with City. It also puts Newcastle into 5th place. Let me just speak for everyone when I say... wtf?

Oh yeah, City won 2-0 last night. Big woop.

1|Chelsea|11P|22GD|25PTS

2|United|11P|11GD|22PTS

3|Arsenal|11P|11GD|20PTS

4|Man City|11P|5GD|20PTS

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5|Newcastle|11P|6GD|17PTS